Prove the truth.....

I always knew they were from Mars. Why? Here are some evidences that I gathered:

1. They speak Marsenese(I think that's what they call the Mars language)

2. They don't wear shoes, they wear boats.(As you can see from the pic)

3. They have so many invisible friends around them that only can be seen by them.(I think they always talk about one subject and that is HOW TO TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE)

4. And they disappear once in a while searching for helpful information to help their BIG plan. And they are not afraid of leave any evidence(such a big mess) behind.

5. And they do some kind of "sucking bottom lip" as their secret code(as you can see in the next pic)

To tell you the truth. I am a double agent. And I take direct orders from the "Queen of the Jones house" and my job(extremely dangerous) is to collect all the evidence to prove that aliens are around us all the time.

So here are some things that can help you identify aliens:

a. They are very intelligent and they have all the energy they need to do their job.

b. They talk a lot and they are loud all the time.

c. They are extremely cute (that is their most powerful weapon).

P.S We are not alone! I am sure you can find some around you too.